Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Lab Results


An old man goes to see the doctor and gets som...

Fast Treatment


A woman went to the doctors office, where she ...

Sick male folks/female nurses


It has come to prove that male who are admitte...

Rabies attack


The tough businessman was feeling very ill and...

Work in the dark


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mo...

Urine Resample


A young woman was in the hospital, recovering ...

The old Doctor & the young Doctor


One Day this old doctor decided he wanted to r...

Four stages


The four stages of getting sick: ill,pill,bill...

Quack, Quack


There was this city doctor who started a pract...

A pipe


A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a ...

I'm Invisible


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible...

I Tried!


A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tre...

Green Circles


This woman walked into a doctors office saying...

The Miracle of Nature - Birds and Bees


A farmer was helping one of his cows give birt...

I am 911


Driving a small town ambulance, it was not unc...

Preparing for a Mammogram


For women - Helpful info.
For men - For the w...

Lie face down


A very homely young woman made an appointment ...

Moron Tab and Apple Choir


At a mental hospital the staff found some of t...

Toilet joke


q:did you ever see the movie "constipaited"?

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Green Half First


A funny story I know comes from someone's fath...

Drugs have a generic name.


Generic Drug Names:


Tylenol is Acetaminophen...

Birth Control


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

Third Opinion


Three Doctors are dicussing which types of pat...

What Kind of Doctor?


After making love, the woman said the man, "So...

A Long Hot Bath


Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.


Just a...