Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Having To Face the Fact


Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking...

Second Opinion


Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor...

The Shooting


An old lady's husband had just died and she fe...

The Scientist and the Frog


There once was a scientist who studied frogs. ...

What should I do then?


Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temper...

Tired gynocologist


What did the gynocologist say to his wife when...

I want to lose some weight


A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weig...

People are ignoring me


A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient...

Stomach Problems


A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his...

Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes


Picasso's mistress was losing her eyesight so ...

Handicapped


What has 500,000 feet and still can't walk?
J...

Lose A What?


A woman was not feeling well, so she visited h...

Problems remembering


Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory prob...

Jon and Amanpreet


Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution...

60 seconds


Doctor, doctor ive only got 60 seconds to live...

Castration


Doctor , I would like to be castrated ! Are yo...

On a Diet


A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor...

Brain Surgery


The patient's family gathered to hear what the...

Don't worry


"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneum...

Saran Wrap


A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office weari...

Cheap Advice


Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said,...

An Unusual Vet


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Get me an ambulence now


A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Ma...

The Gynecologist's Glasses


Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?...

Taking Sides


There was a man who got into a car accident. H...