A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,
unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and
handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed "this is ridiculous, I
don't even make this much money!" The plumber replied, "Neither did I when I was
a doctor".
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