A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked
into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any
friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me
accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over there and lie face
down on that couch."
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