The Fat Guy
An extremely obese man shows up at his doctor'...
Medical Jokes
Three doctors in the duck blind
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken q...
Would you please do me a favor?
A dentist, after completing work on a patient,...
Lumberjack
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a t...
Forgetfulness
William's wife started noticing how forgetful ...
Sweet 16 and never...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the ...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change ...
Gotta Have It
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call ...
With a new elderly patient
While acquainting myself with a new elderly pa...
Something Men Can't Get...
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because th...
Doctor vs. Mechanic
Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...
Lipstick Or...?
Two guys are at the doctor's office, each has ...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third op...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter ask...
Psychiatrist's Best Friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent ps...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
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The Baby and the KY Jelly
A frantic mother called her pediatrician at tw...
Lady & Dentist
The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulle...
The American and the Frenchman
An American, wearing Bermuda shorts, T-shirt, ...
Powerfull crisps
patient#1:i ate so many bags of crisps i was s...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nos...
Leper Stew
How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him ...
The Change
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor...
The Dead Dog
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...