"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
"What's come over you?"
"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train."
"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!"
"I'll deal with you later."
"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!"
"I see your point."
"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Pull yourself togerther man!"
"Doctor Doctor - I have 59 seconds to live!"
"Wait a minute will ya!
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