Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently
swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking on the quarter. They
took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without
surgery; they consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a
man who said he could get the money out in a jiffy. He turned little Johnny
upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and, sure
enough, the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father said �You must
be an expert!� The man replied, �No sir I'm just a tax collector.�
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