A Disease

A young man went to a party and met a very attractive young
blonde. She seemed very agreeable and after a few drinks she
invited him to her apartment around the corner. Soon they were
naked, and she told him that she had been to the doctor that day
and diagnosed to have a disease. But she couldn't remember what.


"Do you have any idea", asked the man. "It started with an 'a'.
It was either AIDS or arthritis. I can't remember which", said
the women.


Quickly the man called a doctor friend of his. But the friend
couldn't do the diagnosis over the phone. "But I have an idea",
said the doctor. "Chase her around the room a little, and if her
joints swell then make love to her."