Surgical Subject


So, it seems this group of surgeons were sitting about during an
interlude, when the usual topic came up...


The first surgeon said:


"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second surgeon said:


"Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."


The third pipes up:


"Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded."


The fourth sneers:


"Lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads
and their butts are interchangeable."


To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to
the conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniels (as
all surgeons do between operations), says:


"I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end."

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