Telephone rings at a Doctors residence
Doctor: Hello!
Respondent: Hello doctor, my son has swallowed up a pencil, can you make it urgently to my place?
Doctor: Thats fine, but what will you do till i come?
Respondent: I will use a fountain pen instead.
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