1. "The knee bones connected to the...jaw bone."
2. "You know, testicles are highly overrated."
3. "Wait, we were supposed to REMOVE the implants?"
4. "Hey, the pizza boy's here."
5. "This guy used to beat me up in junior high! I'll show him."
6. "Crud, I dropped my contact in there."
7. "Nurse, what does this button do? It does, uh oh."
8. "Don't worry, it probably won't happen to this one too."
9. "Lets cut this, just for fun."
10. "You idiot, that's not anesthetic, that's medicinal
marjuana."
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