How Long?
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to ...
Medical Jokes
Dentist at Work
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but ...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.
Doctor...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting r...
Automated Diagnosis
A man with stomach trouble wanted to try the n...
6 Everyday Lies
1. "I'll just be a minute."
2. "Let's get to...
Three Advantages
Leonard desperately wanted to become a doctor ...
HMO Executive
The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was ver...
Cloak & Dagger
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the showe...
HMO
Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news, the doc...
Wounded in the woods
Having trouble with the doctor's notes on an e...
The Top 13 Signs You Need Anger-Management Counseling (Part I)
13> You find yourself patiently explaining ...
The Jewish Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt m...
Bulimic Bachelor Party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor p...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that s...
The bad and the worse news
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and aft...
Two Things In The Air
What two things in the air can make women preg...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than ...
Letters from charities
I am always getting those return address label...
Headline - Kidney Transplant
Newspaper Headline:
"Blind Woman Gets New Kid...
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you were born, the do...
Sudden death
A man rushed into a doctor's office and said "...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient:...
I never could before
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the vi...