Cloak & Dagger


A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes
were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So
now he was completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most
powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous.
Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he
reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head
Scientist.
"I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility
device!"

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