Redneck Birth Control
After having their 11th child, a Kentucky coup...
Medical Jokes
Silly People
Man : Doctor, so are you sure if I take thes...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one...
A True Dentist
Customer: How much to have this tooth pulled? ...
Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really w...
You're gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.
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Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician's ...
Dad hasn't walked
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on ...
The physician
A physician walked into an antique store, and ...
Ethical Doctor
Doctor in town says he doesn't believe in unne...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actual...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very g...
Don't Make a Nurse Angry
A big shot business man had to spend a couple ...
Only a year to live
A man went to the doctor, who told him that he...
Ignored
Patient: Doctor, Doctor everyone ignores me!
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How much will this cost me?
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?De...
Does it hurt when you do this?
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient:...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, ...
Heart Battle
Q: What do you get when 2 hearts fight?
A: A ...
Canine Complex
A man walked into the office of the eminent ps...
Glossary of Medical Terms
Alternative Medical Terms
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Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than ...
Helen Keller's Broken Arm
How did Helen Keller break her arms?
Trying t...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?
Yup......
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the ...