Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Some sick Medical Riddles


Q: Did you hear about the call girl that had t...

Senior Thesis


A group of senior citizens were exchanging com...

The Doctors


Nowadays there's little meaning
For a person ...

Nasty Bug


Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor...

You're gonna croak!


A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.

...

I can't find the cause of your pain


As the doctor completed an examination of the ...

Mental or Not?


After hearing that one of the patients in the ...

Redneck Birth Control... Cherry bomb


A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any ...

Having Babies


They came up with a machine that when a girl h...

The Vet


A man runs into the vet's office carrying his ...

Hmmmm...


A young woman visited her doctor complaining o...

The second hand shop


Why did the hand cross the road?


Because he ...

File Your Nails


Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Docto...

Dead Plants


Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doc...

Things to do visiting your Therapist


Some ways to make sure you get an interesting ...

This is the way


one day i was walking and there were 3 childre...

The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients


1. Do not expect your doctor to share your di...

Carreer move for the gynecologist


A gynecologist decides to quit his job to fufi...

Doctor's Appointment


One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the h...

We are the best of friends


The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitu...

Joke Written By and For Retards


Two guys were working at a sawmill one day whe...

Naval Surgeon


"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger...

Funeral Thoughts


A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral t...

Subtract Ten


An then there once was the doctor who was so c...

The Deacon and the Preacher


There once was this deacon and this preacher, ...