Wounded in the woods

Having trouble with the doctor's notes on an emergency case which read, "Shot
in the lumbar region," the poor girl was flustered and at her wit's end. At last
she thought she had it figured out and brightened up as she typed up the record,
"Wounded in the woods."

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