Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Old People And Nastiness


A very old couple wanted to have children, so ...

I've got good and bad


This old man visits his doctor and after a tho...

Tennis Elbow?


If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash...

Careerist


"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A...

A defending attorney


A defending attorney was cross examining a cor...

A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients


Do not expect your doctor to share your discom...

Surgeon Says


Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon ...

Meatloaf


A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I...

Help me with my hair doctor


Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can ...

Calm Down


There's this guy who goes into a psychiatrist ...

Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!


An old man and an old lady went in the doctor'...

Sick Hick


A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the d...

Not BAAAAD


A man needing a heart transplant is told by hi...

Looking


A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall ...

Lose Weight Fast!


There one was a heavyset guy who had tried eve...

How True Doc...


A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live...

Health FAQ


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can...

Going Nuts


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

Naming children


A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in...

Memory Pills


Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to...

I had to call the doctor


A guy walks into work, and both of his ears ar...

Santa Singh


There was this case in the hospital's Intensiv...

Roses are red


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizop...

Geriatric Gynecologist


What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?


A...

Funeral Story


A famous heart specialist doctor died and ever...