A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss
says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I
accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other
ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
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