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Two proctologists are discussing their most ba...
Medical Jokes
The results of the X-ray
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my hea...
Medical Terminnology
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which s...
An invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in yo...
I'm already here
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in...
Nurse's Protection
Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two ...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take ...
Identity Crisis
The new inmate at the mental hospital announce...
Doctors v. Gun Owners
Number of physicians in the US = 700,000
Acci...
Games for when we are older
1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the b...
Give me the good news first
The doctor took his patient into a room and sa...
Old Lady Wins the Lottery
An eighty year-old lady wins the lottery. Not ...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted interni...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys t...
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have...
I'm George Washington
A man who thinks he's George Washington has be...
Best Thing about Having Alzheimer's
What is the best thing about having Alzheimer'...
I think I need a pair of glasses
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller...
Will I live any longer?
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and...
Good news/Bad News at the doctor
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "D...
Cannibal heartburn
A cannibal says to a doctor, "I have terrible ...
Shaggy Duck Story
What did one duck say to the other?
What?
"S...
She will rise and shine
A mother complained to her doctor about her da...
I Need Glasses. Do I Ever
"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"
"You certai...