Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

I like the way you think.

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...

Snake in the garden.

Little Johnny's dirty and needs a bath but hate...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new...

Old chemistry groaner.

The teacher was giving her class an oral test.
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The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)

Little Johnny was in class doing math problems ...

Obama Fans - Little Johnny

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

While playing in the backyard,

Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees...

A teacher asks her class

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds...

Little Johnny getting Married!

Little Johnny (age 9) comes into the house for ...

The Polite Way to Pee 

a friend sent this to me on whatsapp today.

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Little Johnny's peanut

Little Sally comes home from school one day and...

Little Johnny at the Farm

Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. ...

Little Johnny at it again...

Little Johnny walked into class every morning w...

School Punishments

A young female teacher was giving an assignment...

Little Johnny's Father

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher anno...

What Roses Drink?

One day the teacher came to class with a rose p...

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Little Johnny went to get his teeth checked one day.

He was really nervous and he could not bring hi...

little Johnny

Was sitting in class doing maths problems when ...

Johnny steals a pencil

Little Johnny comes home from school with a not...

Heading to market

Little Johnny's mom sends him out to the store ...

My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke

One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "No...

Little johnny [OC]

Ms. Apple was teaching her class of first grade...