Snake in the garden.

Little Johnny's dirty and needs a bath but hates taking them. He asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She thinks about it a bit and agrees but makes him promise not to look up or down. While taking their shower Johnny looks up and asks, "what are those?" his mom says, "they're flood lights", then he looks down and asks, "mommy what's that?" she says, "oh that's called a garden." The next night same thing. Johnny doesn't want to take his bath. This time he asks his dad if he can shower with him. His father reluctantly agrees but tells him not to look down. Of course while showering Johnny looks down and asks, "daddy, what's that?" His father replies, "well son that's called a snake." Later that night Johnny has a terrible nightmare and gets up to go to his parents room and sleep with them. He opens their bedroom door and screams, "mommy mommy turn on your flood lights there's a snake in the garden."