Teacher: Please recite the alphabet then you may go.
Johnny:I really need to go now tho!
Teacher: After you recite the alphabet.
Johnny: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, AND Z.
Teacher: I am sorry Johnny you forgot P.
Johnny: Because it is in my pants.
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