Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Little Johnny got caught mastrubateing

By his father, his father told Johnny that ever...

Little Johnny...

It is near the Christmas break of the school ye...

Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

Johnny wants to go bathroom

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroo...

Little Johnny walks up to his mom and asks...

"If the good guys start fights and beat up peop...

Little Johnny is in class...

The teacher asks the class, "there are 5 birds ...

Little Johnny is getting ready to go to grandmas house...

When he walks in on his mother in the shower. "...

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old...

but they just know they are in love.

One day, ...

kids play pretend


Little Johnny and Suzie were playing on the po...

Table manners

Teacher:"Michael, if you were on a date having ...

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are ...

Little Johnny casts his vote

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

Johny the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class...

Little Johnny gets a Private Tutor.

Little Johnny is falling behind in his studies,...

One, day little Johnny asks his father,

"Daddy where do i come from?"
The mother and fa...

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands ...

Little Johnny asks to go to the bathroom

The teacher says that before you go, you must s...

Kids parents jobs

One day in class the teacher asked the kids wha...

Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

"Most adults are hiding at least one dark secret!!!"

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him ...

Little Johnny... The Way You Think

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...