A man sitting on opposite bench was observing him for sometime. Unable to control himself, he goes to Little Johnny and says "If you keep eating that, you will get sick".
Little Johnny looks the man in the eye and replies "My granddad lived till 108 years of age".
"And he ate candies?" asked the perplexed man.
Little Johnny looked in his eyes again and replied "No, but he minded his own business".
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