As they pass the pharmacy section, Johnny notices the boxes of condoms on a shelf.
"Daddy, what are these for?" Johnny asks, holding up a 3 pack of condoms.
"Well son," his father replies, "Those are for high-school boys who want to show their girlfriends how much they love them without getting the girls pregnant. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and the third for Sunday."
"Oh," said Johnny. "What about these ones?" He asks, holding up a 6 pack.
"Those are for college boys, son. Two each for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday."
Johnny nodded. After a brief moment of consideration he pointed to the 12 pack and asked who those were for.
"Well," his father said, "those go to the married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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