Homework
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for footba...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Biology Class
In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone ...
LOT'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lo...
Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
Little johnny walked into a club where people w...
Little Johnny Learns About Bugs
Little Johnny: Hey dad, are bugs good to eat?
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Quarter
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wal...
Dad, Can You.....
Little Johnny was doing his homework, and it wa...
What Should They Get
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the...
Married
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old,...
Johnny Appleseed
Little Johnny asks his teacher: "How are the ba...
No Homework Pass
Little Johnny Clever was in Mrs. Gleason's 3rd ...
How Fast?
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys i...
Apple Pie
Little Johnny: "Hey, Daddy, Spot just ate Mom's...
IRS Agent
The door bell rings, and a man answers it.
...
Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and found Littl...
Candy Bar After Candy Bar
The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitt...
Math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't ...
The Well
The class homework was to write about something...
Allowance Money
Little Johnny's mother took him to a supermarke...
Johnny's Lunch
Little Johnny's mum was sitting in front of com...
Don't Pee in the Pool
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at...
Santy Claus
On a trip to see Santa, little Johnny climbed i...
Little Johnny Joke
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the t...
Little Johnny's Joke
Little Johnny's Joke
Little Johnny was sitting...
Baby Brother
Baby Brother
Little Johnny's new baby broth...