Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Kids and their operations


There were these two kids in the hospital abou...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care..


A little girl and a little boy were at day car...

Tiolet


Where was the man going when he said totheloo
...

Money For The Lady


A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to...

Little Johnny and his class


One day, a teacher told her class to say their...

Kidneys for Brains


The teacher asked her students if anyone knew ...

Cow wreck


A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he n...

Make a Sentence


Children were called upon in a classroom to ma...

Glass of Water


One night a father sent his kid to bed.


Five...

Stop that


One day little Johnny was in class when the te...

Fishing With Baby Sister


A boy was taking care of his baby sister while...

The Service

One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little J...

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and a...

I like the way you Think

Little Johnny's school was having show and tell...

Cold Cream

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mothe...

Teaching Some Bad Kids

A young female teacher was giving an assignment...

Raw Elements

In school one day, the teacher decided that in ...

Bill Clinton

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...

Priest's Collar

Little Johnny got on a bus and sat down next to...

A Spelling Lesson

Little Johnny kept spelling the word "went" wro...

Hidden

Little johnny was going to school.
Incredibly ...

Why? (Makes Sense to Me!)

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a fie...

Magic Show

Billy asked his mother, "Can I go over to Littl...

Little Johnny was Giving Confession...

Little Johnny was giving confession, and he tol...

Hard Questions

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked, ...