On a trip to see Santa, little Johnny climbed into St. Nick's lap and shared his wish list. Later that day, in another store, there was Santa again!
"And what would you like for Christmas?" he asked little Johnny.
Shaking his head, Johnny sighed, "You really need to write these things down."
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