Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," says the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," whined Little Johnny.
"Maybe," answered the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
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