The door bell rings, and a man answers it.
Here stands Little Johnny, dressed well but plainly, who says, "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks Johnny what he's dressed up like that for at Halloween.
Little Johnny says, "I'm an IRS agent"; then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
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