Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Baked Beans

Baked Beans

One of the matrons of the churc...

Blood Circulation

Blood Circulation

A teacher was giving a le...

Counting Rabbits

One day, during math class, the teacher asked L...

Warren Peace

The social studies teacher had just completed a...

Starting The Day

The teacher told her students they would start ...

The Big Red F

When Little Johnny got his exam paper back, he ...

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning....

Al - Phabet

Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing ...

My Summer Vacation

Summer was over and the teacher was asking the ...

The Sun

One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incide...

The Ultimate Computer

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the U...

A teacher asked her 6th Grade class how many of them were Trump fans...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

Little Johnny's Halloween

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all ...

The teacher asked little Johnny a question...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 ca...

A teacher reminds her class for tomorrow's exam

A teacher reminds her class of the yearly test ...

Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very ni...

Little Johnny: Mommy, what's a transsexual?

Mom: I think you should ask Aunt Dave that ques...

Little Johnny: "Grandma, make a sound like a Frog." Grandma: "Why?"

Little Johnny: "Cause daddy says we'll make a l...

A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked...

"Children, if you could have one raw material i...

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sent...

Little Johnny

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Little Johnny was made fun of...

Little Johnny is always being teased by the oth...

Little Johnny goes inside the house

Johnny: Mom, can I go swing Grandma?

Mom: No, ...