The class homework was to write about something unusual that had happened in the previous month.
Little Johnny stood up to read his: "Daddy fell in the well last week," he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Johnson, the teacher. "Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said Timmy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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