Chalkboard Assignment

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade
class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing
high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one
of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's
so funny, Pat?" "I just saw one of your garters!"


"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you
for three days!"


The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top
of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from
another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so
funny, Billy?"


"I just saw both of your garters!"


Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the
punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three
weeks!"


Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns
around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there
is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly
turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.


"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.


"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"