A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch.
"Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die
you go back to being dust?"
"That's right son, why?"
"Well, that's just what they said in SundaySchool today."
"Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few
minutes."
About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down.
"I'll be there in a minute." As they were about to sit down at the table, the
little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die.
Once again mother said, "Yes son."
The little boy looked at her and solemnly declared, "Then you better get up to
my room pretty quick, because there is someone under my bed either coming or
going!!"
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