Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

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Question On Breastfeeding


While critiquing a survey instrument intended ...

Retarded boy


once upon a time their was a boy named jason.E...

Watch


Little Johnny sees that his friend at school h...

No Santa...


A little girl is in line to see Santa When it ...

Three daughters


There were three daughters who wanted to know ...

The alphabet


Jimmy was in kindergarten and had to go to the...

Climbing gear


My kid just spent a fortune on mountain climbi...

The adventure of mind US business & trouble


There were two kids one was named mind ur bisn...

7 years after


two sisters with there family came frome Rassi...

Whales


What did the whale spread on his toast?


Jell...

Let me fix yours knee


As we all know at one point a child of ours wi...

Baby


Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babys...

Fly


Q:What do you call a fly with no wings?
A:A w...

Tons of Q & A for Kids!


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Fighting Logic


"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighti...

Tables


TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math mu...

Johnny's First Job


Little Johnny applied for a salesman's job at ...

Two boys from the city


Two boys from the city were on a camping trip....

Little Johnny


Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning...

Johnny at the Zoo


Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pest...

Going to the Doctor


Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a frog parks illegally?
...

Teachers First Day


It was the first day of school, and the elemen...

Frog noise


Two litte boys are talking to each other when ...