It was Fathers day at kindergarten and it was little johnny's turn to say what his father did for a living. He stood up and said "My father takes his clothes off for old men and gets paid only 5 cents a hour. Everyone was silent before the teacher came over and asked if it was true. He replied ""No"" but I was too emmbarresed to say my father plays for the English cricket team!
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