Children's Books?


"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"


"Pop! Goes The Hamster . . . And Other Great Microwave Games"


"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"


"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"


"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"


"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"


"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"


"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"


"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"


"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"


"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"


"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

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