Johnny is Drinking Again


An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks."


"What do you want to do, get me in trouble?" the barmaid asked.


"Maybe later," the kid said. "Right now, I just want the Scotch."

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