Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Pregnant Mystery


A three year old walked over to the pregnant l...

What does a frog say


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ


There was a little boy who wanted to know the ...

Dog Plants


The teacher was telling the class about plants...

Casket Talk


What did one casket say to the other ?


Was t...

Hi Bill!


There was a postman who used to deliver mail t...

Fathers wisdom


A boy asks his father to explain the differenc...

What why who?!


why do teachers always tell you to make sure y...

Cat food


One breakfast time, little Rivkah�s mum asks h...

Smoking Dragon....


Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur ...

Noun


"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...

Ketchap


three tomatoes were walking, really in a harry...

Little Johnny and Venus Statue


The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class a...

Valcanos


what is a valcano? A Mountain with the hiccups...

Adult Resignation


I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...

Johnny and the Bus Driver


Little Johnny was in the school bus on the way...

First Words


The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word...

Animal Crackers


When the mother returned from the grocery stor...

Siblings......


Two daughters had been given parts in a Christ...

School dinners


"Any complaints?" asked the teacher during sch...

Remebre


will you remeber me tomorrow?
will you remebe...

New Mic


The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel ...

Long and Pink


"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kinder...

Mum's age


"That's an excellent essay for someone your ag...

Mom's Dictionary


Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who ha...