Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it.
The man calls out, "Let me get that for you," and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell.
"Thanks, mister," says the kid. "Now let's run!"
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