Johnny gets his license

Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to
the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride
for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the
new driver.


"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months
of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the
beaming boy to the his dad.


"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm going to sit here and kick the back of your
seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years!"