One day, during English class, the teach says, "Who can tell me the meaning of 'indifferent'?"
The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows.
Finally, Little Johnny sticks up his hand.
The teacher, hesitant, call on him. "Yes, Johnny?"
"Teach, it's means 'lovely'."
Relieved, but a little puzzled, the teacher says, "Johnny, can you explain why you think 'indifferent' means 'lovely'?"
"Sure, teach. Last nite when I was in bed, I heard Mom say, 'That's lovely. 'Dad replied to her, 'Yep, it's in different.'"
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