Still paying
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how muc...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
No new bike
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ei...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals?
Becaus...
Skeleton guts
why didnt the skeleton cross the road? he didn...
Election explination
(Every year, teacher Mike Wilson of Ballwin, M...
The Calf
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birt...
Little Nancy's Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella of...
Bottom at the top
Little Max was telling his friend Howard a rid...
Daddy's face
Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to...
Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?...
Deaf frog
Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest ...
A Christmas Present
Once upon a time there was a little girl who w...
Hide and seek
Mr & Mrs Levy had two sons. They were brot...
Introduce yourself
A certain little girl, when asked her name, wo...
Europe
When your in the kitchen your Canadian and whe...
Ashley Jokes.
My brothers are funny and some times they
ar...
Village idiot
A Father came home to see his Sons report card...
Daddy's math
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...
Baby Knot
Why cant babies get married?
Because they do...
Stork brings babies
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings w...
How to lose your teaching job
Teacher: Okay class. Time for a pop quiz. L...