Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Stupid policemam


Q: what did the policeman say to his tummy
A:...

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM


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Little Johnny


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One day, du...

Headwear


Little Moshe�s dad asks him one day, �Do you k...

Skunks


q: why do skunks smell so bad?
a:Cheap cologne

Lions in the park


Little Yitzhak was talking to his best friend ...

Animal Joke for Kids


What do you get when you cross a Parrot with a...

Make a Wish


10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard wo...

$100 Please


A little boy wanted $100, badly and prayed for...

Really Important Stuff my Children have Taught Me


It's more fun to color outside the lines.
If y...

Black and white


The teacher said to her class, �Does anyone kn...

Meet me for lunch!


The teacher of the school geography class was ...

Getting into heaven


An exasperated mother, whose son was always ge...

Ring bear


A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As h...

Allergies


I took my young son to the doctor for a routin...

RESPECT


A Professor, who was lecturing in class happen...

Swallowed A Penny


My husband and I had just finished tucking our...

No Punishment


Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't...

New Teacher


A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psy...

Johnny Gets Out


For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10...

Where do you find a dog..................


Q) Where do you find a dog with no legs ?


A)...

Kids watching parents


Two small children are peeking through their p...

The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken


Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother think...

Deep Dark Secrets


At school, a boy is told by a classmate that m...

Mommy, Mommy! 2


"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from out...