Mr & Mrs Levy had two sons. They were brothers, of course. One brother was
called MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS and the other brother was called TROUBLE.
One day, the two brothers were playing hide and seek in the street and it was
TROUBLE�s turn to hide. While MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS was counting to 100,
TROUBLE ran down the street and hid inside a thick hedge.
Then MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS started looking for his brother. He looked behind
some trees, he looked inside some cars parked in the street and he even looked
under the cars, but he couldn�t find his brother. But when MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS started to look inside dustbins, a policeman saw him doing this and
came over to have a word with him.
The policeman said, �And what, may I ask, are you doing little boy?�
And the boy replied, �Playing a game.�
The policeman then asked, �What�s your name?�
And the boy replied, �MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.�
The Policeman got angry and said loudly, �Are you looking for trouble?�
And the boy replied, �Yes.�
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