Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up
to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then
replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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