Daddy's face


Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath.
He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?". A little embarrassed, she
tells him that is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back
to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the
shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her,
"Where is your sponge mommy?". Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it
but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy
that he will help her find it. His mother says OK and goes back to showering.
Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's
sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge?". "The lady next door has it and
she's washing Daddy's face with it!"

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