Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Thinking Quiz


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

The assignment


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Driving In Fog Riddle


Q: When driving through fog what should you us...

Three men on a airplane


Three men are sitting next to eachother on an ...

Halloween funnies for kids!


Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms...

Ha ha ha


Q. what goes ha ha ha ha plop?
A. someone lau...

Breakfast


One morning, little Avrahom is eating his chee...

Playing House


Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, ...

L and R


A mother was buying her daughter a pair of sho...

Rotten Little Johnny


Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come ou...

Poor


yo kids is so ugly when they was born the doct...

Learning Etiquette


Little Johnny and his family lived in the coun...

No More Fishing For Baby Sis


A boy was taking care of his baby sister while...

Turning to Stone


One day there were two boys playing by a strea...

Tons of Q & A for Kids!


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Ballerina


What did the ballerina do when she hurt her fo...

Coincidence


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COI...

Pooh


Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? ...

Rotweiler and Collie


What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler wit...

Here's Little Johnny!...


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

How old is your father ?


Teacher : How old is your father ?
Boy : As o...

High Diver


Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard a...

It's ok


Little Johnny came running into the house and ...

Water


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for wate...

Disposition To Have Children


A wise man once said that having children is h...