I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical.
All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot.
He went through his eye exam, hearing test, etc.
The nurse came into the exame room and started to ask me routine questions.
When she got to "Is he allergic to anything" my four year old son stood up and said...
"YES, I'm allergic to shots!"
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