Why Did Cinderella Get Kicked of The Soccer Team?
Cinderella Got Kiked off the Soccer Team Becau...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Stolen Homework
One time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my ...
The fur coat
Little Abe was talking to his older brother Is...
What is a zoo?
Teacher : What is a zoo?
Johney : A place a...
Kids' Advice to Kids
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patric...
Halloween
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he wat...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
Buying Horses
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his ...
Let me out!!!
You're in a room with no doors and no windows,...
I'm having trouble listening !
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Ar...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All Smokers
The International T...
The Alphabet
There was a boy who had just learned his ABC's...
Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was ...
I'm Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungr...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a que...
Great Singer
From Reader's Digest, June 1992:
I grew up i...
Is it true, Dad?
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in s...
Priests Collar
Little Johnny got on a bus and sat down next t...
The jungle book
a deer was walking through the woods when a ti...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window ...
Stupid student
If this student were any more stupid, he'd hav...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...
Sleep With Me
One summer evening during a violent thundersto...
Cow on heat
Little Jonny did not go to school one day. The...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of...